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Peter and Madison go fishing and make out like Rose and Jack from Titanic. Did this day start at 4 a.m.? How many outfits did these girls bring? Peter came to the hotel room and all of the girls were all in completely different outfits then when the date card came, and now Madison is in yet a third outfit. Madison mentions how happy she was to see Peter this morning at the hotel room. How could you miss it? That thing was enormous. Peter keeps leaning his forehead in her direction and she refuses to notice that he got his bandage removed. This is Peter saying, “All y’all better say you have a crush on me and say it fast or else I’m going to tell a different girl that I have a crush on them.”Īlso, Hannah Ann is wearing a blue parachute.Īfter a heated battle on eBay, Madison finally got her claws on one of those one size fits all crinkly expanding shirts that I pined after in middle school. This speech reminds me of when you would try to get your crush to tell you who they had a crush on, and they said, “I’l tell if you tell” and you were preeeetty sure they were going to say they had a crush on you, but not sure enough to say you had a crush on them. And then he speaks Spanish and it sounds so good and fluent and I forget for a minute what a nerdy honky he is.Īaaand then he launches into his little “I like you guys so please like me back or go home” speech and I remember that he’s kind of a weenie. His dance moves, his extremely tight man-capris, his blonde hair.
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He is so very white, and I don’t just mean in skin color. It is almost as unlikely as a dog suddenly standing up and speaking perfect English. I feel very confused whenever Peter speaks Spanish. Pilot Pete in Peru is skyping with his mom in his hotel room.
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We’re going to Peru! Fun fact, my uncle got married on top of Machu Picchu! And if that marriage is any indication, things are also going to end poorly for our dear friend Peter.